Can you decipher the word play
in these REAL pinoy signs?

• Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
• Anita  Bakery
• Babalik Karinderia
• Balut Eggspress
• Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop)
• Candies Be Love? (candy store)
• Christopher Plumbing (plumbing contractor)
• Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)
• Cinna Von (a laundromat)
• Cleopata's  (bakahan and manukan)
• Crispy per minute (Crispy Pata Eatery)
• Curl Up and Dye (Beauty Salon)
• Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery)
• Elizabeth  Tailoring
• Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon in BF aranaque)
• Felix the Cut (Barber Shop)
• Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Palawan).
• Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand  Shop)
• Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70's)
• Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho, in Binondo)
• Poland Hopia (next door to Holland Hopia, owned by Mr.Po)
• Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
• Let's Goat-Together (kambingan  cum beer garden)
• Maid to Order (Maids Placement Agency)
• MacDonuts (Donut  Shop)
• Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)
• Meating Place (Meat  Shop)
• Meatropolis (meat shop)
• Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone)
• Miki  Mao (noodle eatery)
• Nacho Fast (Mexican food)
• Pansit ng taga-Malaboni (along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong)
• Petal Attraction (flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman)
• Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)
• Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel)
• Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
• Susan's  Roses (flower shop)
• Sylvestre's Salon
• TapSi TurBi (Tapa & Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)
• The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
• The Way We Wear (Boutique)
• Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)
• Le Cheng Tea House (In Chinatown)
• A menu in  a seafood restaurant has these entrees:
• Isda best,
• Pusit to the limit,  and
• Hipon coming back.

A PLDT sign: SLOW MEN AT WORK

Signs on Jeepneys and Buses:

• Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
• Full string to stop driver
• God knows Hudas not pay
• For reckless driving, call  ###-#####
• Don't get closed to me, get closed to God

• Wanted: Boy Waitress

• Cooking ng Ina Mo
• Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng Ina Mo)

Got some more pinoy traits?

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